♡ U P D A T E S ♡
hi i'm georgia and i'm the fairy godmother from shrek
☯✝ michael clifford causes me emotional distress ✝☯
reading
the church of dead girls by stephen dobyns

watching
summer heights high

listening to
brand new.
waddup you should follow me on instagram
are you a html code? cause i'd like to put you on top of my ‹/body›

♡ piper chapman and carrie mathison are my babes ♡
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citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner


slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese



prettylittletmi:

Tatiana Maslany on Conan



grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy





gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly



iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way



naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD



#me 


franzvonsuppe:

a support group for young women that are consistently attracted to women twice their age



obesenigger:

tragic and messy



iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo